...But I don't wanna!
I mean just look at it... it's a Fantasy watch
Please tell me a picture exists somewhere of Celestia as Professor van Helsing.
This game. This game right here.
Has anyone played it? Is it any good? Would it be okay to play with my nine year old daughter? There's a daikumura, so I worry. I'd complain about adults taking over a little chidren's cartoon for their own needs, but... well that would be just a tiny bit hypocritical.
I'm already loving it and this is only the opening track.
This is my peace in the chaos that is the upcoming finals tests and will absolutely be a reason why new chapters have slowed.
So, a Native American walks into a bar.
The bartender looks at him and frowns, "you can't have anything to drink, tonight."
The native simply replies "Howgh?"
. . . . .
So, an Alien walks into a bar.
The bartender looks on in surprise, "what are you doing here?"
The alien replies, throwing up a strange hand signal, "take me to your liters."
. . . . .
So, a dyslexic man walks into a bar.
The barntender looks at him in shock, "neighhhh?"
I have meme fever, I communicate mostly using pics
There's a beautiful new group floating about the æther today. It's full of handsome creatures and spectacle galore! Now you're probably thinking, "well, golly gee, Gardrek, where can I find this beautiful new group? What is it called? Help me, gardrek! You're my only hope!"
Yup! It's the final one, and honestly, I think it's my absolute favorite. It has everything! Show accuracies, lore, action, a little bit of comedy and insults being slung, and the juggling of many characters! I hope I kept everyone in-character for this event.
IT'S LITERALLY A WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN LITERALLY ORDER LITERAL CUSTOMIZED PARTY CROWNS
LITERALLY
FUCKING LITERALLY
I would like to write a fic with the Dazzlings one day, Adagio is my favorite.
Threw this psychotic thing together. Lyrics are all from 3 of The Count of Monte Cristo songs from the musical. I own nothing.
(Yes, I didn't color this text. I'm too tired. Sorry.)
The world is a place where the villains wear a smile on their face
While they take what you can never replace
Stolen moments gone forever
And everyday shuffles by like the day before
On its way to the blackest of skies
And everyday a little death comes and paces the floor
For I have hurt in ways that should never be felt, I believe it is time to return to the mind-numbing world of the internet...
I've spent my last few weeks doing nothing, trying to be human, and to no avail. A lack of sleep and sanity has not helped matters one bit.
Who am I? A human. That's all I've got, so I'm just going to keep on existing and hope things go okay.............
One of the things authors are always struggling with, it seems, is coming up with names for things, especially characters. In the world of pony, names don't really work the same way they do in our world. Aside from a few exceptions, most names use different nouns and adjectives. The possibilities are endless... which makes things harder in a way, because you don't really know where to turn.
I've just been doing a lot of studying recently for my upcoming exams and I've only really had spare time for writing my fanfictions and whatnot. And in that regard I feel as if I owe it to you guys to be here more often. Because you guys are my friends.
My special friends...
I hate myself.
[Witty dialogue relating to boners and ponies]
[stunning display of stupidity]
[Joke covering own self depression]
Oh feck all that nonsense! Good evening everyone and welcome to the Writing Tonight Show with your host, Overworked and Tired Irishman!
There's so much I wanna do, but so little available time I have to do it!
Lemme see... have a good ol' list of things I want to do once school's out for the summer, in no particular order:
I needed a laugh, so I ran an internet image search for 'funny'. Nothing more than vaguely amusing presented itself. Does anyone know the approximate date on which humans gave up on wit and situational humour and replaced them with captioned images of animals pulling unlikely faces?